can i have a little bit of that cock? looks delicious, thanks.

so, lately i've been jokingly saying "cock" in place of cake. like the time i made red velvet "cupcocks" with cream cheese frosting. anyway, i was in the kitchen with a coworker when the office manager walked in with a chocolate cake. i say "mmmm chocolate cock!" when i realize a few seconds later that the coworker i had been talking to and was still standing next to me is black, and male.

doh!