hey jeremy sisto, please stop trying to kill me

i know we're up on a dark mountaintop and you think you're sexy and there are cherry blossoms everywhere, but killing me over and over is not cool. granted, i get quicker each time and i get more skilled at hanging upside down and climbing down giant rockfaces to evade you, but all this work to avoid death is a bit too much. just... relax a bit! my flight leaves at 9:05, so i'll be out of your hair in no time. oh one last thing - please don't drug me so i wake up 10 minutes before the plane takes off, that just makes this all the more difficult to finally escape.